ah, how can i possibly NOT post this? go to this link mann: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

i did a note on fb using this one, and i just kept reading the slogans and came across A LOT of sick sounding ones:

Men can't help acting on Stacy (omgggg, don't fuck me)
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Stacy? (do NOT lick me)
how do you eat YOUR Stacy? (i don't wanna know)
The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Stacy.
you can do it when you Stacy it (do what?!)
Feel the raw naked Stacy of the road (I'M NOT GONNE STRIP AND LET YOU FEEL ME)
Do you eat the Stacy last?
You press the Stacy, we do the rest (omg pressing me...where?!)
The non-sticky sticky Stacy
Make someone happy with a Stacy
The Stacy with the hole (of course i have a hole, but it's stil sick)
Don't be vague. Ask for Stacy
Devon knows how they make Stacy so creamy (me...creamy?!)
That's handy, Harry! Stick it in the Stacy! (stick WHAT in me?!)
Who would you have a Stacy with?
I am stuck on Stacy, 'cause Stacy's stuck on me (and how did you get stuck?)
Stacy - the appetizer!
Stacy just feels right
Unzip a Stacy (do NOT make me strip)
The best part of waking up is Stacy in your cup
Naughty, but Stacy
The biggest Stacy pennies can buy
Dial down the Stacy
All the Stacy that's fit to print
They drink Stacy in the congo
Fill it to the rim with Stacy
Leaves your Stacy minty, not mediciney (how do you make me minty unless you...lick me?)
Just one Stacy - Give it to me!
Make room for the Stacy
Let your fingers do the walking through the Stacy (your fingers are going NOWHERE under the clothes)
You're never alone with the Stacy
Stacy really satisfies (i satisfy...DREAM ON FUCKERS)
Just for the taste of Stacy
Stacy-lickin' good
It's shake 'n' Stacy, and i helped
Sweet as the moment when the Stacy went "pop"
Crunch all you want. We'll make Stacy
Melts in your Stacy, not in your hand
Have Stacy your way (don't push ur luck)
Nothing comes between me and my Stacy
You can really taste the Stacy (you tasted me before?)
Top breeders recommend Stacy (breeders?!)
Where Stacy is a pleasure
Try Stacy, you'll like it (NO YOU WON'T I'LL BASH UR FUCKING FACE)
A Stacy works wonders
Monsieur, with this Stacy you are really spoiling us (spoiling you how?)
I'm only here for the Stacy
Have you had your Stacy today?
I'm lovin' Stacy
The better way to start the Stacy
Tonight, let it be Stacy (NO NO NO)
Two hours of Stacy in just two calories (wonderful, you've had 2 hours of me)
If you like a lot of chocolate on your Stacy, join our club
There's more than one way to eat a Stacy
Wow! I could have had a Stacy!
Get more from Stacy
Get busy with the Stacy
What would you do for a Stacy?
Life should taste as good as Stacy
Make the most out of Stacy (most of what?)
More Stacy please
Nobody does it like Stacy (what do i do?)
Nobody better lay a finger on my Stacy (what? and then you lay all ur hands and limbs on me ah?!)
Got a Stacy? you're in luck
Wait till we get our Stacy on you (i'm not going ON anyone!)
Please don't squeeze the Stacy (squeeze me? squeeze me where exactly?!)

SEE, IT'S SICK. SICK SICK SICK. SHEESH. the ppl who created the slogans must be perverts! oh well, i guess a bit of "sickness" in ur mind is good once in awhile? ok i'm done BYE!

-Stacy (nobody fucks me or you die)